Preston Baer

Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100

a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",

"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR

as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"

by Peenston November 10, 2019

Nigerian Bagel

A term for an African woman's asshole.

Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.

by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020

Forbidden Bagel

Butthole - generally used as a way to get past censors.

He wanted to eat her forbidden bagel.

by Jroades June 25, 2020

Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.

"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."

by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021

Booty Bagel

A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.

Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.

by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022

Cunny Badger

When you so thirsty for the puss the horny can not be controlled. Like an hungry honey badger fighting over a big mac.

Nibba so hungry for the puss he done turned into a cunny Badger.

by Pooppatroller February 21, 2022

backdoor badger

Someone who aggressively loves giving anal to a partner.

Wow, you're such a backdoor badger the way you tore me up last night.

by Nate No Dog November 30, 2022