Fap Attack

The act of fapping vigorously multiple times in a short period of time.

Dude 1: Dude my dick hurts.
Dude 2: Bro why?
Dude 1: Fap Attack

by CorkscrewBob December 11, 2012

Chocolate attack

As used from De La Soul from the Feel Good Inc. track from Gorillaz. Chocolate attack means dumping alot of shit on someone's head, While sleeping, It's rare for people to do this, But it's happened before!

On 3 we will Chocolate attack Andrew!

by GorillazFanXOXO April 20, 2018

overly attached crazy girlfriend mode

Overly attached crazy girlfriend mode, is when a girl gets extremely suspicious and wants all of your passwords and easy access to your phone. That said girlfriend usually has a low self esteem and thinks that you're trying to "chat up" or "hook up" with other girls behind her back. She starts to question everything you say and do.

Mallory: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS!
Ryan: SCREW YOU, I'M SICK OF YOU GOING ALL OVERLY ATTACHED CRAZY GIRLFRIEND MODE ON ME!

casey: why did you break up?
Liam: she started to get to be controlling and it was really weird.

casey: mann I told her not to get on that overly attached crazy girlfriend mode.

liam: yeah well she didn't take you seriously, i guess.

by MilkyMonkey143 November 10, 2013

giant panda attack

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP

"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"

by David Lev April 22, 2006

Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

by Balls O'Rork July 8, 2010

Sac attack

The act of two men slapping a woman (or man in a homosexual sense) in the face with two or more scrotums. Good for porn still shots, or a good laugh.

Before exploding on Cheryl's face, Henry and Aaron gave each other the signal, and then sac attacked that slut...that's what she gets for scraping with her teeth.

by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

brap attack

When somebody gives you verbal abuse in the form of 'braps'.

"Brap, Brap, Brap, Brap, Brap, Im giving ya a brap attack with my imaginary gun, Brap, Brap, Brap, Brap, Ya get me?"

by Count Brapula May 28, 2008