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Amish Job

An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.
When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?

My Amish Jobs make the best butter.

Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.
by yobozobill May 3, 2009
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amistake

The act of ordering an item from Amazon.com and mistakenly sending it to the wrong addressee.
Today's mail brought yet another amistake to our doorstep--this time we received 3 bags of cat litter that my mom ordered online and mistakenly had sent to us. We don't even have cats!
by Jon Gould May 24, 2014
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Amira

a sexy beast, the hottest you could find. She’s funny, kinda annoying and gets all the jadon’s. She’s kick ass at call of duty and loves to yeetus the feetus
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Amitabh

A guy who may not be popular but will save your ass at one point in your life and the girls will fall for him
Thank Amitabh for getting me outta there.
by Rocketchipmunk July 19, 2019
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amirthew

the best two people mixed together with gods aproval
hi amirthew ur the best
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Ass Amigo

An Ass Amigo is another reference to butt buddy. Arse Amigo can also be used.

It usually refers to a male homosexual who has anal sex with his Ass Amigo. an Ass Amigo can be used along the same lines as "friends with benefits".
1.Matt Damon and Ben Afleck are Ass Amigo's.

2.Those two fags look like such Ass Amigo's.
by OdinPatrick July 18, 2005
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