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1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.
Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.
by mustache666 October 12, 2023
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yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore
Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms
by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019
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Yard

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.
by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018
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Go yard

Another way of saying “go hard,” which is a phrase used by athletes to describe their mentality in a game. Made famous in an interview with Todd Peterson (pitcher, Louisiana State University) after he had just hit a two-run double.
Reporter: “What was your mentality when you stepped up to the plate?”

Todd: “Go yard.”
by StinkyPoopFart September 29, 2022
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Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.
"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."
by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014
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Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023
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