wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)

Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.

by creator of words March 8, 2008

heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 14, 2023

Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.

They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.

by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021

Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.

My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.

by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016

solid wood

Eric M

that mfka E a solid wood

by NOAB June 30, 2022

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.

My friend is a Baylee Wood.

by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020