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wankshag

A type of sex that is defined by its speed; it is a blend word, wank (masturbation) and shag (sex). It is characterized by its speed, it is quick (usually 2 minuutes or under from penetration to male ejaculation). It usually takes place in only one position and involves the male (or in homosexual sex - the dominant partner)holding their partner still and controlling the movement and penetration during sex themselves. The wankshag is usually performed when a couple are together and the male (or dominat partner) is to lazy to have a proper sex session but wants to ejaculate quickly; it is the equivalent of a wank, but in a sexual act. It is not be confused with the Quickie (a quck sex session), where there is a desire to satisfy the other partner as well as themselves.
He was really horny but couldn't be bethered to have a long session, so settled for a wankshag instead.

She was dissapointed,, she had expected a long sex session,but had endured a wankshag instead.
by Max Packard August 14, 2007
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wicksapopsicle

A superlative addition to the wicked family. Derivation:

wicked, wicks, wicksapopsicle
Upon recieving a gift:

'Wicksapopsicle - that is just what I wanted'
by poolione October 8, 2007
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[Wanksta]

A person who wanks (Masterbates)off alot.
Because the man is single he is considered a wanksta.
by u8doo January 5, 2009
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wanksta

Ricky has been hustlin for three years and he's still got nuttin. He's gotta be the biggest Wanksta i know.
by hawksin09 June 11, 2009
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Wicks

also "wicksy". A term used to describe the moment when a person of a group makes a stupid joke that makes everyone cringe because it's just not funny.

Can also be used to describe the joke itself
Bertrum: that girl over there is super coolio

Ross: oh no wicks
by Rossnervich May 17, 2010
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wanksack

basically a word for a pair of balls .
wow those wanksacks are huge !
by CJ1995 December 9, 2010
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wankstainy

when something is so bad it has to be related to the stains of semen on your wang after a good hard session of anal buttsex between 2 or more men.
guy 1: man that shit was bad
guy 2: yeah, it sure was wankstainy. pun intended;)
guy 1: yeah, hows about we get back to having hardcore gay buttsex while i fuck that ass with a giant power pole.
guy 2: you know i want it baby, give to me hard. fuck.
by John Wankstainy August 8, 2012
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