shit weasel

a person who is of no use to society (slang)

get outta here you shit weasel!!

by crabman250 January 9, 2010

weasel

A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.

Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.

by Kalphat January 14, 2008

Butter Weasel

a bitch-ass, hoe-smut, smeaze-faggot, failure at life.

Me: You dropped outta high school to be a rodeo clown???

Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.

Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.

by Jay-Rock21 May 5, 2009

Ass weasel

A term used to describe a little overly happy weasel inserting him/herself up one's anus.

Cindy is such an ass weasel when it comes to Brad Pitt.

by Carliann October 11, 2007

wax the weasel

To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.

Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!

by Incorrigible October 15, 2013

Weigel

Someone who thinks he's somebody because of what's on his collar, but doesn't have a clue!

Don't talk back to me boy, you're being a Weigel.

by Jon Neal December 5, 2003

screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

by CMoore014 September 9, 2009