wang ba dan

The exact translation is "Stupid son of a turtle", and it is written as "愚蠢的龟儿子" in simplified Chinese. Equivalent in offensiveness to "stupid son of a bitch" in english

Man 1: Wang ba dan, brother.
Man 2: Aii ya, watch you language!

by JayLeno July 1, 2009

Gut Wagon

The lunch truck that pulls up to industrial job sites and sells expired sandwiches and hoagies to grubby workers. It usually announces its arrival by way of some rediculous custom airhorn and is usually comondeered by a portly middle aged woman with a moustache.

Jake: Damn, no lunch for me today!
Ted: Why not?
Jake:I owe the Gut wagon lady 35 bucks and I dont get paid until Friday.

by Exx October 26, 2006

Cheese Wagon

A 'Cheese Wagon' refers to a male who's scrotum hangs lower the penis itself.

Lucy: So how was he?
Anna: Awful! He was draggin' a cheese wagon
Lucy:.....oh

Mark: Damn its cold in here!
Kyle: Tell me about it! I'm rolling the cheese wagon!

Fran: Michael Angelo's David is so amazing..
Bob: CHEEEEESE WAGON!

by MasterofBates July 2, 2007

wang chung

when you accidentally sit on your own testicles

kid: I just sat down too fast and I wang chunged by balls.

girl: That sucks, do you want me to kiss them better?

kid: ummmm no! You're my sister!

by ballchungah December 13, 2007

Dick Wagon

A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!

Man he talks so much shit about her, hes a dick wagon.

Daniel Shaw is a Dick Wagon.

by MyMilkShakesAreBetter October 21, 2010

wagonhalt

the feeling of such profound embarrassment for another person that you have to physically remove yourself from the scene.

From the German, "stop the car."

"Then a visibly drunk girl started hitting on my openly gay friend and I got wagonhalt in the worst way."

by Pea December 10, 2003

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004