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penile wagon 

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'
'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'
penile wagon by moo girl May 25, 2012

birth wagon

relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth
"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."

conestoga wagon 

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.
Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.
conestoga wagon by WagonRider November 18, 2017
G wagons are an absolute g of a person, they're the type of person to give you some of their Oreo's.
Thanks mate you're a G wagon!
G wagon by cummaster2000 May 10, 2021

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.
Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)
warrant wagon by Matt November 26, 2003

wiggle wagon

A military term for when for when you go into a passive village and you just wipe it out.
"Did you hear what fox company did last week? They burned down that whole village!"
"Oh, you mean the wiggle wagon? Yeah, that's just battalion SOP around here."
wiggle wagon by bewhoveyou February 26, 2018