Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

take a dive into the water deep

this means when a guy fucks a girl in the missonary position when she is very wet

jeremiah: first am gonna take a dive into the water deep

by sbwild88 September 23, 2009

Water chestnut

N. - A term for the clitoris.

My research suggests that the slang term "water chestnut" for the clitoris has little to do its physical make up.

by Anna Kane June 6, 2009

Water Board

1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.

2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.

Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.

by Balki Bartokomouth February 22, 2014

Water Nigger

A person of island descent like a filipino or a Hawaiian. They can be anyone who's ancestors used to live on an island and aren't white.

That guy's a Hawaiian.

Oh shit, that means he's a Water Nigger

by jacobhammer January 21, 2011

Water Rub

Masturbating while fully submerged under water. This can be done with one's dominant hand or the hose end of a snorkel when appropriate. Water rubs date back to the times of the ancient Greeks and can be seen practiced today among all of the world's oceanic cultures.

Mom's voice calling from just beyond the wave pool forced me to cut my water rub short.

by Sean_bot September 30, 2010

Water Polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.

Water polo is for the mentally unstable.

by The Water Polo Freak July 10, 2009