Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.

My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.

by It don’t matter December 13, 2018

suspicious vacation

When a YouTuber makes a video or posts on social media about going on a trip for content but actually didn't. But they made a video on how they did that later.

Jim: "Did you see 'Natalie's Outlet?' That Japan trip she went on."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."

by susgirl January 24, 2019

Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.

Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

time violation

Tennis Terminology. Infraction for exceeding the time limit of 25 seconds between points. First infraction leads to a warning, second to loss of your first serve and all consecutive to a point penalty.

Time violation, warning mr. Nadal

by Turandot June 16, 2019

Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!

by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019