Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

euro virgin

Women who save their virginity by having anal sex rather than vaginal sex to save their virginity.

She goes to Catholic school so she's saving herself for marriage, but she's a Euro Virgin so I'm hitting that ass!

by Celtic Nations September 3, 2019

bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.

Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!

by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023

Grinding virgin

A person that chooses to remain abstent from the act of grinding because it conflicts with moral beliefs

That grinding virgin refused to step on the dance floor because he was apauled by all the twerkin.

by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015

Double Virgin

An individual who in their past life died a virgin and are still a virgin in their current life.

Sam is such a double virgin

by shahzam November 28, 2018

feet virgins

New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.

Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?

Guy 2: are they new?

Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.

by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011

Virgin Disease

Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!

by ChadEthan May 12, 2021