Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.

Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

ultra virgin

Someone who disapproves of anything sexually said.

Bro I got head last night! - Guy 1
Dude, just stop - Ultra Virgin

by HERdsadawdasdawsda June 4, 2018

bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.

Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!

by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023

Mergin' Virgin

The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.

I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!

by Elle 1980 February 26, 2010

Double Virgin

An individual who in their past life died a virgin and are still a virgin in their current life.

Sam is such a double virgin

by shahzam November 28, 2018

feet virgins

New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.

Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?

Guy 2: are they new?

Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.

by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011

Grinding virgin

A person that chooses to remain abstent from the act of grinding because it conflicts with moral beliefs

That grinding virgin refused to step on the dance floor because he was apauled by all the twerkin.

by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015