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1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.
2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?
Person 2: No. What one is it this time?
Person 1: “Ghosts”
Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.
Person 2: No. What one is it this time?
Person 1: “Ghosts”
Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.
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Get the Varian mug.The most gorgeous hispanic girl at the school. All guys stare at her in class but she doesn't notice them. Artistic, likes to workout, sweet, beautiful smile, light skin, long legs, natural thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. She used to have short Black hair, now is long. laughs too much sometimes, if you see her sad you're lucky because she won't show her weak side unless you truly know her. Especially guys with initials J,C, T, R and N go crazy about her and find her extremely attractive. ( Jack, Colin, Nate, C..). Could be a model and knows how to dress. Seems quiet and calm but is kinky and loves parties. Versatile and an amazing friend If you become her boyfriend she will be loyal and will surprise you. South American, Italian and Russian name. Means very sweet, and romantic. Valentina \v(a)-lenti-na, val(en)-tina\ as a girl's name is pronounced val-en-TEE-nah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Valentina is "strong, healthy". Feminine form of Valentine, a saint's name.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.
More exotic and artistic ballerina-type successor to Valerie; a pretty, recommended choice. Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek named her daughter Valentina. It shot up 62 places to #203 in the past year alone.
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by TruthhurtsLivewithIt April 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Vanessa mug.Valeria is someone who you should NEVER take for granted. She is this amazing light that when you close to her and she turns ob she will light up your world and when she does never let that light go out or you will regret it she is so kind and funny but can be shy at first but she is willing to stay with you as long as possoble as long as your a true friend and will defend her but if you cross her watch out her bestfriend will be there in a second to rip you to shreds. Valeria is the funniest person you will ever meet but someone you can cry with at 3 am and will make you smile with her i guess what im saying is she is beautiful and amazing inside out with a heart of diamond (shes also a great person to play roblox with;) )
Girl: I wanna be friends with her but people say shes mean
Valeria friend: Shoot your shot you will be lucky to have her
Mean girl: Ewww is that vale (she starts spreading rumors
Valerias bsf: BITCH WTF U JUST SAID ABOUT HER I FILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!!
Valeria friend: Shoot your shot you will be lucky to have her
Mean girl: Ewww is that vale (she starts spreading rumors
Valerias bsf: BITCH WTF U JUST SAID ABOUT HER I FILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!!
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