Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan

Is a complete ass who is also a man whore. Tristan makes for a shitty boyfriend and a terrible brother. He will always get himself into trouble. He is NOT to be trusted. He turns up out of the dark and uses people until he doesn’t need them anymore. He is a leech. Tristans are the bullies who need their shit knocked in. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

“Fuck me, I met a Tristan today”

bItCh rUn

by Lilo&Stich27 May 20, 2020

Tristan

The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends

Tristan packed 97 ben yedder

by Tristan is a faggot June 4, 2020

Tristan

German leader with a fat cock

heil tristan

by Bigcockthorsten June 7, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. He can keep you laughing forever but can also tell when he needs to be serious. He'll put up with a lot of your crap and still try and make you feel good. He's extremely fine but isn't lucky with the ladies.

Girl 1:Have you met Tristan?
Girl 2:No why?
Girl 1:You need to because he's the coolest guy ever

by PeanutNutz March 31, 2020

Tristan

A person who is a dweeb and has a small dick and is bad at kissing and Finnishes in sex really fast

Mannnnn have you seen small dick tristan

by Kathybradyyyyy April 19, 2020

Tristan

A lying piece of trash who doesn’t know how to cherish women he only uses them for sex and drugs and money don’t ever date one of these you’ll end up pregnant or addicted to drugs

Tristan is an aweful person

by Fuck a bitch June 12, 2020