trumper

You meant to type in trumpet, but you were typing too fast and made a typo, which, in turn, led you to see the urban dictionary page. Now you find yourself here.

John typed too fast and spelled trumper. then he saw the word on urban dictionary and clicked on it.

by KingKonguptheAss November 19, 2016

rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

by Ginger Loaf December 28, 2005

irish trumpet

When someone of Irish decent cums up their partners nose, and then smacks said partner in the lips with a still erected penis.

For example: "Dude's! I totally Irish Trumpet'd that chick at the pub last night!"

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 15, 2018

Trumper-tantrum

When an adult acts like a child because they didn't get their way.

President Trump through a trumper-tantrum when Democratic house leaders stood up to him

by Azbycxdw December 11, 2018

trumpettruth

A word created by a follower of POTUS Donald J Trump to compensation for a lack of education and entered into the Urban Dictionary as proof of authenticity.

"Overtweeter" is too a real word, libtard snowflake! Look it up in the Urban Dictionary. It's a goddamn trumpettruth.

by Mocka-P Connoisseur October 9, 2017

tRUMPster-Pucker-Upper

Trump allies and supporters who continue to stay loyal, kissing Donald Trump's ass by supporting his disastrous authoritarian mentality and Administration for seemingly NO valid reasons.

"I tell'ya Tom... I can't figure out after everything that's transpired, why there are any tRUMPster-Pucker-Uppers still supporting him... it's daunting?"

by A.Dodger June 21, 2020

trumpster fired

Styling your hair in such an awful way that it gets you fired from your job.

My co-worker got trumpster fired for coming into work today after partying all night White Snake.

by Hank1618 October 14, 2020