crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Kailey Tone

When Kailey says something that only she understands.

Kailey, why are you speaking in Kailey tone?

by gingerbread cookies April 20, 2023

Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes

You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

by Magin May 21, 2023

detached toenail

A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.

A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(

by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023

clit-tonays

Strong and courageous people and their actions are described through male metaphors. Often the phrase

“they have balls” or “that took some balls”, or “ that was ballsy” continues to relegate compliments based on male anatomy. Having “ cahones” in spanish propagates the same illusion.

I wish to introduce the word “clit-tonays” to describe the amazing courage, strength, and resilience of women and their actions. For example, “ Boy, does she have clit-tonays”, “ Wow, that took some

clit-tonays”. Female anatomy is the most astonishing, miraculous, and life-affirming biology on earth.

Correct pronunciation of clit-tonays is very crucial. CLIT-TONE-AYS. This is a 3-syllable word.

Please emphasize each of the “t”s. Thank you.

Clit-tonays is the word being defined for female “ balls” that is typically described through male anatomy. It is time for women to have their own word forvtheir courage and strength, and not relegated by male anatomy. The word: clit-tones is my choice to reown our bravery with words that emerge from our own anatomy.

by resilient activist December 16, 2023

Smile tone

Smile tone it’s kinda like the non-offensive way to say gay voice

Person one: Omg I looove ur gay accent.
Person two: Oh thank you but—umm it’s actually better to call it smile tone

by Maxipooo December 29, 2024