Toe Milk

During sex, when you massage her tits with your toes until they squirt

Damn girl that was a fuck ton of toe milk

by Poop eater and toe lover June 27, 2021

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

Toe Jogan

A bastardized name for Joe Rogan, the popular American Podcaster.
Its used to mock him on certain topics, such as DMT, which Joe is seriously obsessed with.

Person 1: Hey dude have you ever tried DMT?
Person 2: Bruh you have been watching too much Toe Jogan

by Brachios July 22, 2021

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

Toe Spreader

When a guy has an orgasm so intense it makes him flare his toes wide.

Wow! that was best nut I've had in a long time. It was a real Toe Spreader! I was soaked.

by Man of 3 bushes October 17, 2021

Toe’d

When someone gets fingered by another with their toes instead of fingers.

Damn daddy I would love to get toe’d tonight!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by Den Dover August 15, 2021