pork pie hat

an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim
Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.

An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.

A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.
by Quinee April 29, 2010
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Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people
Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"
by R A Gordon December 11, 2007
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Pork Scotch Barbecue

A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?

Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?

Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
by Lumpbag May 24, 2009
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Pork Scotch 2

Abreviated to PS2. A second man that has a Pork Scotch but is in complete contrast to the original Pork Scotch. He is actually a really nice bloke that you can relate to and be friends with. Pork Scotch is a boring, fat old security guard that believes he is supreme enough place a cone where he parks his shitty old van with an odd number of windows. PS2 also has a white van with normal van windows that is much cleaner than Pork Scoth's. He will join Pork Scotch at his several barbeques and has a son we call PSP. Pork Scotch 2's real name is Jim. The 2 Pork Scotch's rooms are right next to each other in the same flats building. They each wear different hats, Pork Scotch has a gay buffalo hat and Pork Scotch 2 has a cap.
Me: A up Jim. What are you gonna do today?

Pork Scotch 2: I'm gonna go with Ant and my Mum to town and watch TV with them, mate.

Me: Ok, what about you Harry?

Pork Scotch: I'm gonna go to the pub to watch Arsenal lose and then eat some garlic bread with Goofy Granny.
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pork and beef

A song named "pork and beef" by the "THE COUP" pork means P-I-G (Police) and beef (Issues)
Me and that punk ass officer Slater got pork and beef
by xSHEEEITx June 08, 2010
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pork patrol

n.

1. a police force; or group of police officers
Last Halloween, the pork patrol was all over.
by PScril June 11, 2009
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Pork Grinder

A homosexual male "grinding" another male.
Skeeter:"Why is that guy ginding Jimmy in there."
Jimbo:"They just got married, ew there pork grinders."
by Huey90210 June 28, 2011
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