Timbeard

Gratuitous violence and over-the-top cinematic action, usually in the name of Christianity.

"Dood, I litrally just saw Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day, and, it was more timbeard than the first one, somehow. From beginning to end, it was just one timbearded scene after the next."

by Dolph Lungdren February 25, 2010

Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

by Keturah November 20, 2009

Timberclaws

1. Fabulosity
2. Something that is really good
3. A great thing (person, situation, etc.)

"Wendy Williams is timberclaws."

by GTheWhip December 13, 2009

Timberwacking

To enjoy the craftsmen of the forest who fell trees to extent the to pleasure you're self to the act of felling trees.

Timberwacking "Jim you have to fell some trees not just pleasure yourself to me felling trees."

by You mom October 3, 2012

timberflibitt

farting in the bath tub and trying to bite the bubble before it pops.

i walked in on my girlfriend right in the middle of a timberflibitt and she acted like it was no big deal.

by halfmoon December 18, 2013

timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

timberman

That awkward kid who sits at your lunch table. Dosent talk much but when he does he usually talks about how sick he is at baseball or football

Did you see that timberman at our table today?

by lol skins April 6, 2015