Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.
by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 12, 2011
by we.all.eat.cheese. here. April 22, 2019
a pie made of a thin crust and filled to the brim with wiped cream.
also when you are having sex and you bust a nut in the person.
also when you are having sex and you bust a nut in the person.
by g0ran March 09, 2021
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"
Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
by Jedidoc87 June 21, 2017
Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.
Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.
Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).
Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).
by Jared Erman June 21, 2021
A white person who is completely whipped by their girlfriend to the point where nothing else matters. (e.g Forgetting about all of your friends.)
by Thomas Brooks April 13, 2006
Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.
Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.
by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 02, 2007