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post whore

A post whore is someone who types thousands of messages on an online forum, mostly with little or no meaning. These people post at least 50 times a day, mostly consisting of one word posts or emoticons.
Wow, rc10gttb now has 2000000000000000000000000 posts. He's a total post whore.
by nrm108024 December 20, 2006
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Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.
That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo
by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008
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Post-Malonnial

Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."

plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."

"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."

">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."

"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"

"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018
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Chain Post

Any internet post (typically on Snapchat) that is meant to be spread and reposted from account to account.
Sarah only posts chain posts on her Snapchat story about sliding up and saying "bet".
by TonyCrisp July 19, 2018
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Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.
"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"
by OUtlET December 28, 2005
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post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010
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post pollution

One who is driven to constantly post (comment) on social media just to see ones name. Also the act tagging copious amounts of people in their picture post who have no interest in the pic. Also to include knowingly asking the same question posted many times before to an interest group or message board. First used by George Panzitta in Facebook Dj Idea Sharing in early 2013.
Sally creates a ton of post pollution in all of our Facebook news feeds.
by MrPeabodysTeacher August 19, 2014
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