Snow Jesus

Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.

James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!

Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!

by Indythrift December 9, 2008

Mach Jesus

Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.

"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus

by StoveX November 5, 2021

Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Jesus toke

When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.

Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.

by latino_hipster November 28, 2014

bacon jesus

A person on the internet that goes into servers and pings well-known Audio Makers and proceeds to call them "new-gen". Although Bacon Jesus claims to have made audios onto Roblox, it has not yet been proven. Bacon Jesus creates fake audios with other's intros and says he made a collab. Bacon Jesus is an atheist and sends dick pics to men on the internet. After someone says something towards Bacon Jesus, he thinks it's a good idea to call them his "fans" even though he pings someone in public servers so they can talk to him. It leaves people wondering, how old is Bacon Jesus and does he know the consequences?

Bacon Jesus: @.Robin newgen
Bacon Jesus: @4z newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0zER newgen
Bacon Jesus: @66kDildos wake up newgen
Bacon Jesus: @yuki come on newgen
Bacon Jesus: @gabe73108 ur a dumbass newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Garzies newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Iunep newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0CC newgen
Bacon Jesus: @linksdenis real newgen
Bacon Jesus: @LYNXDENIS newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Metacalled #ANTITRANNY newgen
Bacon Jesus: @PT5L newgen
Bacon Jesus: @pwn newgen

Person1: Bacon Jesus, you're gay.

Bacon Jesus: Ok fan.

by Robin_taken May 16, 2021

Residual Jesus

Disarticulated, uninformed beliefs tied to America's puritanical and evangelical past that are often tedious and contrary to modern scientific knowledge and culture (Fox, Patton 2018, WECD).

In most US states you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday because of Residual Jesus.

by Fatten Pattox December 16, 2018

Jesus Skater

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.

Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.

by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009