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Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
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Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins
Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?
by Allycat88 July 30, 2018
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happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."
by Slimslope May 22, 2006
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bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
by BUMP crew May 10, 2006
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skeet goblin

One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.
by Tyrone McDouche July 1, 2009
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