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Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.
I'm going to give you a moist milton later..
by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022
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moist

it’s when something is squishy and hydrated.
oh damn you're so moist

“ew this sponge is so moist
by moisturizermoist June 18, 2020
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Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
by Bemining December 12, 2018
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Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022
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moist nigga

a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga
Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"
by lukefrequency May 15, 2018
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Thick juicy moist

When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.
"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"
by Savi_siri16 February 2, 2024
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Moist Cheesecake

The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party
by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020
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