Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

moist

it’s when something is squishy and hydrated.

“oh damn you're so moist”

“ew this sponge is so moist”

by moisturizermoist June 18, 2020

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

moist nigga

a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga

Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"

by lukefrequency May 15, 2018

Thick juicy moist

When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.

"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"

by Savi_siri16 February 2, 2024

Moist Cheesecake

The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.

The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party

by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020