Definitions by bigmanjerry

Internet

A where people can spread bad opinions (yours) and I can spread good opinions (mine)

Kyle: “did you see the game last night?”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet”

Internet by bigmanjerry November 9, 2025

Moist 

The worst fucking word on the planet

Bob: it's rather moist out today
Tom: RAHHHHHHH *beats bob to death*

Moist by bigmanjerry January 9, 2025

Racism

1: racism is the 'ism' of people who love racing, from horse to race car.
2: racism is the belief that one race is greater than every other.

1
John: I love racism! I'm a huge racist!

2
John: I love racism! I'm a huge racist!

Racism by bigmanjerry November 1, 2023

Big Mouth 

the worst show ever to exist which for some reason Netflix has pumped out SIX SEASONS WITH MORE TO COME and cancelled SEVERAL REALLY GOOD SHOWS AND I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT-

someone who talks a lot

john: yo wanna watch big mouth?
pat: kill yourself

Big Mouth by bigmanjerry October 16, 2023