silly bean

A light hearted way of telling someone they have been a bit stupid.

a. "Do you mind if I speak to you another time, im a little bit busy."
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".

by Lauren Turner November 1, 2007

Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.

Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

whole bean

adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).

"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."

by oldspanish April 12, 2014

Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017