Balloon

When you are so horny that you feel you are about to pop down there. Like you need to release everything down there or else you can no longer hold in your desires.

I haven’t masturbated in a few weeks and I feel I’m growing a balloon

by Queerjade47 April 14, 2020

Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021

Dropping a balloon

When you drop a massive gust of air from your rear end

Croft was caught dropping a balloon while speed walking

by Charles Enochs/ Geordie Scott August 20, 2021

Balloon

Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.

Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.

This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.

So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.

by The OG Tigerbeard February 22, 2024