short quarters

Where is that “short quarters” man?
by Funky007 December 28, 2017
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Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.
riley(short) is the nicest girl ever
by anonymous stoopid September 15, 2019
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cherry shorts

When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles
Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.
by LaxBros69 January 18, 2018
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Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.
Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.
by goddessorie February 10, 2009
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sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority
"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"
by OldCharter June 20, 2017
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short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.
Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!
by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017
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Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.
by AHHHHHpeople.com November 04, 2019
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