what the duck

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.

Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!

by Jonathan Barnett September 22, 2008

Duck fucker

Someone who fucks ducks

Tiller is a real duck fucker

My name is Tiller, I fuck ducks and sometimes small reptiles if i am feeling frisky

Tiller, stop fucking the birds and reptiles

by notaduckfuckerliketilleris October 9, 2008

Disco duck

What Disco Stu said he should have done after steroid-crazed Marge broke a jukebox over his head at Moe's Tavern.

Disco Stu shoulda Disco Ducked

by meatwad April 14, 2005

duck's guts

An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.

Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.

My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.

Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Pulling a Duck

When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.

He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.

by umm_mickey April 26, 2006

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 23, 2005

duck's nuts

Similar to "bee's knees" - the best (most awesome, most choice, most advanced) of all.

I love your potato salad - it's the duck's nuts.

The BMW 1 Series M Coupe is the duck's nuts.

by nospaces March 28, 2012