Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

hotter than an otters pocket

olivia

jade: wow olivia is hotter than an otters pocket

by fuckuberta August 2, 2021

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016

worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017

dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.

you are "dumber than a bag of rocks"

by youpapa420 February 28, 2022

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.

Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!

by A$APasparagus May 13, 2015