Creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh and then blowing. This action results in a tickling sensation for the recipient of the Cow Kiss and the production of a flatus sound. At times, especially when applied to children, the sound of a Cow Kiss may resemble the crazed moo of a birthing Holstein cow.
Commonly the Cow Kiss is applied to someone's belly, although most bodily locations will produce beneficial results.
Commonly the Cow Kiss is applied to someone's belly, although most bodily locations will produce beneficial results.
Brian enjoyed giving his girls Cow Kisses. These Cow Kisses had a ridiculously high rate of success for causing laughter which resulted from the tickling sensations and the fart-like sounds.
by Vinca's Lover October 28, 2009

The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."
This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.
by hillbillybobb September 12, 2009

by Cerrissa May 30, 2006

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by ATonOfClay September 14, 2006

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.
by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010
