Teababe

This combines teabagging (putting your balls in another person's mouth) and an abe lincoln (cumming on someone's face and putting pubic hair on to make a beard). It is a very enjoyable experiance and is practised by many.

(discovered in 2008 by inventors Chris G and M Tippett)

Your mum enjoyed the teababe Tippett gave her last night

by Bob Kyushi April 17, 2008

TeaBag

1. A small paper bag used to dispurse tea flavoring throughout a boiling pot of water.

2.To run your nutsack across an unsuspecting victim's face

1."Honey, when the water starts to boil, throw in a teabag"

2."When Joey fell today, I got him so bad with a major teabag"

by DoucewaffleMckuntnugget May 30, 2009

teabag

A method of birth control. This is when a man inserts his "sack" into hot water of a bathtub for at least a minute. This effectively kills all the sperms inside (as they only live under a very strict temperature range). The man then proceeds with intercourse not having to worry about getting the woman pregnant.

John's girlfriend asked John if he could please get her pregnant. John didn't want to be a father, so he told his girlfriend "yes" but made sure to teabag himself without letting his girlfriend know prior to intercourse.

by Dalios March 13, 2011

teabanging

(v) in a threesome(mwm), using one man's testicles to gag the woman so she is quiet while the second man fucks her. (not for use in rape scenarios)

dude, that threesome was so much better once you were teabanging her. i needed her to stop talking about stickers and ponies.

by jorggen maansfeld September 27, 2011

teabagging

Its basically humiliation of a fellow player you just killed in a first person shooter. Such as COD Black Ops.

lol.. Big Daddy is teabagging Shady.

by x1xBig Daddyx1x April 12, 2011

Extreme teabagging

The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth of someone who is asleep and snoring, as the person is in mid snore with mouth open you try drop your testicles into the mouth and out again before mouth shuts around your testicles, causing injury.

Dude, that was extreme teabagging on your sleeping girlfriend

by Scouse26 November 30, 2010

teabag

To be affiliated with one, Santosh.

I am thirsty. Oh, why Santosh could help you out with that! Right, Teabag?

by solar3 July 18, 2009