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Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.
When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.
by someonefromearth February 8, 2010
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teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!
by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011
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time & temp girl

a prostitute, slut, whore, etc. A time & temp girl pleasures you late at night, when your girlfriend can't find out.
Girlfriend: Who were you on the phone with last night?

Boyfriend: Oh, just the time & temp girl...

Girlfriend: Oh, okay, sweetie.
by AnaandCarrie December 24, 2007
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parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 6, 2009
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~a phrase in the song "Gonorrhea" by Lil Wayne feat. Drake. The song is from the album " I Am Not A Human Being".

~having your dick inside a pussy

~sex
Man~ "I was in my bitch like a tampon last night when we were fucking"

"we in this bitch like tampons" weezey says
by alex304 October 20, 2010
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temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed
my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving
by white_wicca April 10, 2005
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Temporary Citizen

A casual phrase used when witnessing a person doing something dangerous and stupid.

Citizen is normally repaced with the nationality i.e Temporary American.
"fucking hell that car just sped through a red light"

"oh well, another temporary citizen"

"oh well, another temporary American."

"oh well, another temporary Australian."

etc. etc.
by Hepsmith1 May 11, 2010
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