used tampon

a man of ill-repute

"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care

"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline

"I can't control my used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023