Noun: A type of internet predator commonly displayed as a mystical fox-like creature. Supposedly its origins come from Team Fortress 2 and are derived from Japanese folklore and possibly the Shinigami.
Also an adjective for stalker.
Also an adjective for stalker.
Sounds like someone is being stalked by a Mr. San
stop being a talesan
sounds like you have a talesan
watch out for that talesan
stop being a talesan
sounds like you have a talesan
watch out for that talesan
by Bubbles785 August 8, 2011
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Get the talerico mug.A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect. Oddly, their inherent low self esteem takes the form of arrogance and a sincere belief in their own genius. (see also Vanjebber)
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.
Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:
'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.
Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:
'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:
'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:
'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
by Billy Wagglelance August 11, 2008
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Joe: Fred's party totally rocked, the DJ was off the hook!!
Dave: Yeah, but there was hardly any talent there....
Bob: This place sucks, but there's talent everywhere!!!
Joe: Fred's party totally rocked, the DJ was off the hook!!
Dave: Yeah, but there was hardly any talent there....
Bob: This place sucks, but there's talent everywhere!!!
by bumpamasha April 14, 2009
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I realized that when I looked up the names of the actors in my favorite movie, they were all recognizable and made up a good talent soup.
by JenParker April 9, 2010
Get the talent soup mug.Dude #1: Did you see LeBron last night?!
Dude #2: Yeah, that boy has talent. Basketball has always been his life. It's what he breathes.
Dude #2: Yeah, that boy has talent. Basketball has always been his life. It's what he breathes.
by BoneApart216 May 5, 2010
Get the Talent mug.1. girl: Oh my god! I want his TALENT!
2. person 1: Last night I woke from having a wet dream.
person 2: Whoa! Talent!
2. person 1: Last night I woke from having a wet dream.
person 2: Whoa! Talent!
by Bella "I'm desperate" Swan December 2, 2011
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