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Top Red

A Liverpool fan who clearly plays too much FIFA on career mode and knows how to run the club better than the owners FSG.

Top Reds are normally teenagers who think they know best, they also use the term ‘Top red’ to describe older and in most cases more sensible supporter.

In reality they do not get the irony of this making themselves look like a bunch of spoiled brats who care more about transfers than trophies.

Normally has a #FSGout on their twitter profile and does nothing but moan about lack of signings and tweet the owners directly.

Their insecurities result them in getting angry with other people if they do not agree with what they say and get extremely aggressive and start whining like a little Fifa virgin.
The irony of you calling me a ‘Top Red’ proves how little you know about football.

Another ‘Top Red’ Fifa virgin, how comes you aren’t the manager of Liverpool?
by Super Red Liverpool fan June 19, 2020
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top-season

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by OVOTOPSZNXOHOE April 4, 2014
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Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.
Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!
by Nick_Nack March 5, 2008
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Top the Dog

The act of holding one's own penis from the bottom, using the hand to simulate a bun, while another man masturbates on to the top of the receiving man's penis, to create the illusion of adding a topping to a hotdog.
Justin was feeling a tad bit bi-curious after his 6th shot of Jack, so he decided to ask Derek to "Top the dog."
by dawgtopper September 6, 2011
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top bollox

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005
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Top Player Alert

A term used to describe someone who is very good at video games. Usally used to describe people who are good at fighting games.
Watch out man, that guy over by the Arcana Heart machine is Top Player Alert
by GEAR-X April 7, 2008
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Top geek

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.
Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
by Top JiZzA December 19, 2008
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