porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.

"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."

by smpoza August 31, 2011

Jello Porn

A commercial or a scene in a movie where you see jello wiggling all over the place.

Did you see World Gym's new commercial? It has tons of jello porn in it.

Ewww!!!!!!

by Byarbro September 27, 2011

Porn-Pathing

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.

"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad

by HeroHalfWolf January 21, 2021

Doodle Porn

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

by ElkinFencer10 July 24, 2009

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.

That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.

by Commander Buns February 16, 2017

mountain porn

a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age

While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.

by ixtup March 10, 2019