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the unfunny valley 

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the moment in which the comedy of the scene becomes so unfunny that it warps back around to being funny.
“that skit was so torturously a dud… that it made me laugh. it entered the unfunny valley…”
the unfunny valley by shamrocksunglasses November 23, 2021
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The unkillable soldier 

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Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier
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The uninitiated 

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People who don't know what they are talking about when it comes to an intellectual subject like science
Anthony fauci has made so many mistakes he almost seems to be part of the uninitiated.
The uninitiated by Uncle Dimma June 28, 2022
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The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail 

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This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.
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The Usual 

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The Usual refers to a persons "Go To" move used as a prelude to sex/love-making.
Jon: Sweetie, can I give you a backrub to help you fall asleep?
Karen: Ah... The Usual? Sure that would be nice
Jon then proceeds to rub and kiss Karen's back and then her bumb until he is ultimately making love to her.
Karen: That's not my back Jon...but keep going...
The Usual by JandK4ever December 3, 2022
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the uno argument 

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the uno argument is when a group of guys, in 2014 on July 4th were in a call of duty lobby and were arguing about having uno on their Xbox as one man clamed he had the oldest Xbox known to man, but the other one doesn't believe him since it came free with the Xbox.
the uno argument transcript

man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off

man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox

man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man

man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard

man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK

man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(laughter)

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER

man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10

man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO

man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO

man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!
the uno argument by bootymuncher666 January 1, 2023
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