Peter Jeon

A title you call an unfortunate individual when they act upon events with nothing but logic, sometimes neglecting any humanistic elements, sometimes mistaken to be mechanical. These individuals are usually hung up on another partner when regarding relationship status, almost to the extent to call this individual a renowned psychopath.

Dude, did you hear about Julie? I heard that she is getting Peter Jeon'd.

by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

Peter skinners

A young boys hands during the peak of his excessive masturbation phase

"Austin, get your Peter Skinners off my Mustang!!"

by peterskinners November 9, 2014

peter bopping

When a man wakes up with a solid woody and thumps his partner on the forehead. Like little bunny fufu.

He woke up and saw his girlfriend laying there and went over and Peter bopped her.

Mushroom stamping

dick slapped
boner woody peter bop peter bopping

by Cold toes January 30, 2016

Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016

Peter-wille

A guy who is awfully annoying and passive aggressive. He thinks he is a know-it-all but he actually just sucks. He is hard to deal with and is better off alone. He might have some good qualities but no one will believe that, because he is the worst. You know you are around a Peter-Wille when the sky turns grey because he sucks the energy out of the room.

PLUS HE HAS A MICROPENIS.

Peter-wille is in the room
OH NO

by peterwille November 7, 2022

Mr. peter

The most rude and annoying and mean and heartless soul you will ever meet. Yells in your face for no reason. Smells like fish sticks and spits a lot. Makes weird coughing hacking noises that's really gross. Mr. Peter's are SUPER FAT AND UGLY!!!

I think I smell fish sticks. There must be a Mr. Peter around.

by izzybum2 January 30, 2017