Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"
Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 7, 2024
Get the Detroit Lionsmug. The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
by Master of chi January 5, 2021
Get the The Lion Kingmug. When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
Get the Lion king theoremmug. When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020
Get the The Lion Kingmug. by lemons and balls November 29, 2023
Get the Lion King Pornmug. by pinchy1x August 11, 2023
Get the bright eyed lionmug. by Sir. B September 10, 2020
Get the Mountain Lionmug.