bag of douche

A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.
You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
by Nick 6111 May 10, 2006
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Douch-appotamus

A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.
by coraleclipseee June 13, 2007
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Douche Cadet

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.
"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."
by Ongie July 06, 2006
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Golden Douche

by JL August 22, 2003
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Twinkle Douche

Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.
Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*
by ZacEffron'sGirlfriend April 14, 2009
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posh douche

a well-dressed douche bag
Todd is a posh douche
by Will Craig 2 December 22, 2008
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Halo douche

Guy 1: I got a preview copy of Halo 3 and beat it weeks ago and yet I still stood in line to get one of the first copies off the shelf. I will OWN you online in multiplayer.

Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.
by shite disturber September 26, 2007
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