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Bagel kiss

Why are you searching this up FREAKBOB

So when a guy whips out his huge cock and sticks it in a bagel the tip kisses the bagel
Penis into a bagel like a kiss mwah bagel kiss
by Puttbucker August 6, 2025
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Tyra's Bagel

It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet
"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs
by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020
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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024
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Bagel Meme

This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.
Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
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Fish bagel

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!
by Full price Kim February 25, 2020
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