real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

Real Fuck

A basic way of calling someone a Dickhead

Uber driver
- I invite you polite to exit my vechicle, your ride is canceled. Feel free to call yourself another ride.
Passenger
-Bruh... You're a REAL FUCK .. You know that ?!?

by Ghost9 April 18, 2020

Ape Real

One who is born in the fourth month. A black chick with an awesome body an all the boys get in that monkey. Spanking the monkey.

Damnn you so Ape real . Let me spanking that monkey girl!

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

hyper-real

realer than real

"I was told to settle for the status quo as it is hyper-real and better than the real thing."
"Sorry to hear that."

by Krkič June 19, 2019

real diculous

Whenever the word "ridilous" is just not enough to describe what is going on.

aka - really ridiculous

Ever since Donnie got wind of Urban Dictionary, he's on it everyday trying to come up with new words and new definitions. Donnie... this is too much! No, this is... REAL DICULOUS!

by Chris TPA January 12, 2009

real quick

The act of making a solid decision within the next few days determining ones future.

He ought to decide real quick before the stinkin bird flYs away.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005