tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.

Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.

Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning

by Manofisle May 30, 2018

Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .

Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”

by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018

Tanking out

To overeat, overconsume or overindulge in food, drinks and dessert. An adjective of the word tank to refer to someone of a larger stature who typically eats ALOT!

I can’t wait to start tanking out on all that food. By the end, I’ll definitely feel like a TANK!

by HannieJamZ December 31, 2021

Ty the Tank

Principal at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. He is definitely MSD Strong, and is positive, passionate, and very proud to be an eagle ! Overall badass of a guy🦅

Person 1: Yo who’s this he’s so cool!
Person 2: Thats Ty the Tank for you homie

by Savior Z November 11, 2018

shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009