Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.
by reallynoideahere September 28, 2010
Get the crying tacomug. by rubyrude.infinite July 29, 2017
Get the Taco Peoplemug. watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.
by Bagel384 March 9, 2008
Get the shit tacomug. While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.
by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011
Get the Cataclysmic Tacomug. An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!
Greg: Breakfast time!
Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?
Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!
Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?
Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!
by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA March 1, 2011
Get the Taco Jackmug. A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.
Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
Get the shaggy tacomug. Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!
Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007
Get the Salsa Tacomug.