schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

by yourlame June 10, 2009

swife

Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."

1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.

Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.

Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!

by Feenix Crew December 26, 2006

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

Ryan Swaze

Ryan Swaze is a friend of wolfieraps, Ryan Swaze follows wolfie all around LA.

Ryan Swaze is back in the clout house!

by th3_r3al_lif3 March 27, 2018

Ryan Swaze

Ryan Swaze is a guy who always tries to flex his jaw line to the audience in the background of all of wolfies videos he is also a distant relative of ice jj fish and rides off wolfies fame he his a male gold digger aka he's a hoe.

Ryan Swaze is a Bitch

Ryan Swaze is Ice jj fishes broskie
Ryan Swaze is my dad

by Sexy_Beast182269 June 4, 2018

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Penis Size

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

by binga boy October 9, 2005