Mullan-Surprise

You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!

"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"

"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"

by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006

Prison bottom surprise

The act of soiling oneself while in prison to avoid becoming a cellmates sexual toy.

John went to jail, but he managed not to get raped by giving them the old prison bottom surprise.

by CookiePanda September 1, 2010

Anal Cream Pie Surprise

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

McPenis Surprize

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.

Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

surprise shot

Before encourse begins the girl states that she would not like to be blasted with the man's load on her face but rather her back. So the sneaky man, while"railing" her from behind, acts as if he is about to ejaculate but rather spits on the girls back, creating the illusion of cum; once the girl turns around the man unleases the load onto her face giving her the "surprise shot."

Joe gave Jill the surprise shot, by unexpectedly nutting on her face

by slimjim13254 March 29, 2009

Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

by Balls O'Rork July 8, 2010

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010