Kittie your Sniffer

To rub one’s pussy over someone’s nose.

When I get you home I’m going to Kittie your Sniffer, baby!

by SparkelySFO May 3, 2008

seat-sniffer

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.

by KevinYarris January 16, 2008

chode sniffer

what you call a girl that partakes in the "69" sexual position easily

Damn man, that chick last night was such a chode sniffer

by woodie December 26, 2006

going stiff

Something like the poop shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the shit held in your arse until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.

Hey Greg, what's wrong? Going stiff are you?

by Kristina Green April 25, 2008

steffen

An over religous homosexual who's life is consumed by the sport of football. Also one who likes boys and young men.

Look at that poor Steffen over there, it must suck sitting on the bench the entire football season, beacuse you plagerized your senior paper.

by fidell March 21, 2008

staffed

Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.

O dear halz we are staffed!

by please calm October 16, 2006