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2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.
"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"
by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019
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Dunford Shuffle

When a male employee orally pleases his male boss.
Jeff is giving Bruce the Dunford Shuffle.
by hangmancw October 20, 2008
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shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
by ianmcphee January 19, 2006
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subway shuffle

The dance of people that work at subway. This dance consists of taking a few steps forward spinning around then cutting the bread you ordered for your sandwich in half.
Dude! The guy at SUBWAY totaly did the subway shuffle!
by Jimraeder July 7, 2008
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PID Shuffle

The tentative, painful steps of a woman suffering from pelvic inflammatory disease. PID is caused by untreated VD or, less often, a botched abortion. A person doing the PID shuffle often leaves a foul, nauseating, greenish vapor trail and sometimes can be tracked home by following the droplets of cunt snot on the sidewalk.
Looka that ho doin' the PID shuffle over t' the ER. Bet she pulled a train last night! Choo-Choooooooo, ya nasty ol heifer!

ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...
by Durty Johnny July 14, 2011
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Florida shuffle

When you come from a state outside florida for treatment and leave treatment to get high and start a cycle of treatment, leave get high and so on .
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos
I been doing the florida shuffle for 10 years. I came from philly for treatment and ended up in the florida shuffle.
by Florida Shuffle February 9, 2018
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truffle shuffle

Movement of the belly area of a rather large body size. i.e. anything bigger than a chunky person. And saying some sort of incoherent chanting. Without the use of syllables
Oh my god. Jereamiah is running around doing some crazy screaming. It must be the truffle shuffle!
by James Lopo August 19, 2003
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