forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 22, 2014

jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014

boot scooting

When dogs or cats slide their butt along the floor because they have poop stuck that they can’t get off or other difficulty

Pete was boot scooting down the hallway again; time to take him to the vet to get his anal glands expressed.

by Rythaen June 21, 2021

Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022

School Shooting

School shootings are the best thing on earth

School shooting is happening? shoot me please!

by thiefsimulatorgamer99999 November 6, 2022

Hate crime Shootings

1.Supposed "fun" for nationalists against ethnicities such as Asian-Americans, African-Americans/Black, and more
2.A shooting that occurred due to hateful principles or beliefs, especially from hate against a certain group of people
3.A common crime in America that has been rising in the past few years

Hate crime Shootings have become rampant

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

scooting

To finger someone with your tounge

Last night I was scooting her ass.

by Schinkle April 9, 2017